You are terrible. <__<
What do you call Santa's Little Helpers?
Subordinate clauses. ;-p
Ha ha a joke
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Did you hear about the guy who got into a fight with the paleontologist?
He had a bone to pick with him.
He had a bone to pick with him.
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Take "Cry me a river" up to 11, and you'll get a tsunamida.
Given that the pun isn't made of English words, I felt that I should include this for anyone who's confused:
click for spoilerNamida: tear/tears
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Given that the pun isn't made of English words, I felt that I should include this for anyone who's confused:
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I thought I had put a pretty good fart joke in my ff.net story, 'who mourns for methuselah?' But I just saw a real good one in 'One Piece' episode 200.
Sanji uses what he thinks is an impact dial shell to blast open the wall of a jail cell. He hits the button and the room is filled with a huge stench!
Usopp: "Who stored a fart in my flavor dial?"
Luffy: "Sorry!"
Usoop: "I didn't have to ask!"
The fart gas hits the lanterns and explodes! The jail is destroyed and they all escape!
http://www.crunchyroll.com/one-piece/episode-200-luffy-and-sanjis-daring-rescue-mission-653735
Towards the end of the episode
Sanji uses what he thinks is an impact dial shell to blast open the wall of a jail cell. He hits the button and the room is filled with a huge stench!
Usopp: "Who stored a fart in my flavor dial?"
Luffy: "Sorry!"
Usoop: "I didn't have to ask!"
The fart gas hits the lanterns and explodes! The jail is destroyed and they all escape!
http://www.crunchyroll.com/one-piece/episode-200-luffy-and-sanjis-daring-rescue-mission-653735
Towards the end of the episode
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![Tenma :tenma:](./images/smilies/imported_tenma.gif)
![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4672860/Tetsuwan-Penguin
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