So far, these two are tops:
"cybotron" wrote:"And now Astro! You will turn over to me allll of your Halloween Candy!
Jah?? Or perhaps you would prefer the electron devastator beam? Jah? Nein?"
"AprilSeven" wrote:Beldar: And now, if you're sitting comfortably, I'll begin my slide show of my recent excursion to the moons of Meepzarp!
Though I would be at a loss to choose the best of the two.